Market Research

As you all know, I'm currently enrolled in some economics classes in college. And we learn all kinds of stuff, ranging from how to read a company's balance thingie to awesome marketing techniques. So I decided to put some of this new found knowledge to the test and apply it to my blog. Because you know what they say: "Utan spaning ingen aning!" And if you don't, google it.

Anywho, after doing some extensive research of the market, which is to say that I checked out the ten most popular blogs on another site, I've come up with that I'm doing this all wrong. Here's a list of the things that needs improving.

• Pictures: Something that I've noticed is that you should have at least 2 pictures per post. The bigger the better. People don't like to read. They want to see pictures. Of blond girls with boobs.
• Gender: I'm the wrong gender. I need to fix that somehow. I was thinking something like implants and a wig. This alone should boost traffic with 300%
• Text (style): Text should be kept to a minimum. And no spelling is allowed. In fact, some post don't have any text at all!
• Text (content): It's kind of hard to have any content at all since there's nothing written. But in the odd occasion that someone has written more than one sentence it's usually about bashing people that are different. Feminists love to do this. And there's a surprisingly large amount of feminist blogs on the internet.

So the conclusion here is that I need to write less, be mean to random groups of people when I do write something, unlearn how to spell, have a shitload of more pictures and change gender. I think my blog will look something like this in the future:

HELLO ALL U!

IM ON A BOAT!

...but not really but is cool cuz imma writing to u guyz instead <<3<3...

...thats me btw, yeh i know it dosnt look like me but it was like not yesterday hahaha

well imma go hang with my friends now but ill tell you bout it later okk?? here is some more pics!

Oh btw im a girl now lololololol

Yeah... this is not going to work