Why fat chicks should lose weight.

This may seem obvious to most some people but fat people are ugly. And since I don't care about fat guys, I'm not homosexual, I'm only adressing the fat chicks out there.

GIRLS, PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK!

It isn't hard to lose weight. All you need to do is stop stuffing your face with food. But some might reply "But Cray, I don't eat more than most other people." Most of them later revealing that they, in fact, don't. But they do however drink several gallons of soda per day. Just because something is liquid doesn't mean it isnt food. Soup is food and so is CocaCola(^tm)

So girls, if you ever want a chance to get laid with a decent guy that doesn't live out of a trailor, or is mentally retarded, lose some weight. It's that easy. Unless you're born ugly. Then all your hope is lost. Sorry.